Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Louisiana in 10 important points

This is a pimpolette, it used to hang your horse when you go do your errands.
You can also hang your car but good if you cut the contact is no reason she left all alone.

Observation No. 1:
Our luxury hotel hosting a convention entirely male.
There is no question that I désappe to take a dip in the pool on the roof.
You end up realizing that it is a convention because all gay guys kissing in the pool and a very convincing mimic the nesting of the spoons.
It is therefore no question that I go take a dip in the pool on the roof.
The Unbreakable Man is not boiling hot, either.

Observation No. 2:
The city should host a convention of tattooed people because we seem to be the only ones with 2 cm ² of skin not gaudy.
We even saw a guy at the pool with tattoos traces of rangers across the back like I like to walk on oh yes.

Observation No. 3:
On Saturday we learned that the city hosted the Gay Pride probably but for the guys because we found ourselves in the street with pot-bellied men in leather thong and doors socks all whistling a whistle shaped penis and drank margaritas one meter.
I felt a bit lonely but it was very interesting.

You'll notice that I have no photos to offer.


Observation No. 4: The
Orleanians are stingy wholesale toys for their children.


Nan abused but what.

Triple abused what.


Small cars What not even have doors. It has
-bu-se.

And they tell me that the little doors that number had skyrocketed during Katrina.


Observation No. 5:
There's no stupid trades, there are about 5,000 fortune tellers who dozing under their umbrellas while waiting to spring at them (as well say that they are not too much butter)

Y voodoo masters with a chicken head collar around his neck and settled on camping chairs at picnic tables and write text messages while waiting for ages that jumps out (it's not the richest nor the coup eh.)

Y towers "haunted tour wedges New Orleans, "" Visit cemeteries and real encounters with the dead "which begins at nightfall, but we were told that there had not been too many deaths for real so we is not gone (it is not stupid)

Y has the "boutique Vampire" with everything you need for vampires except that those idiots THEY ARE NOT OPEN THE NIGHT!
So how do clients come huh?
Aha!

basically is a kind of languor to New Orleans, each takes his time and not bother too much press, eh.


Observation No. 6: The
Orleanians have some wonderful doors.





I mean, it's important for a door when you go home.


Observation No. 7: The
Orleans is Tistou green thumbs (the gardener or Nicolas) (or The Jolly Green Giant) (or Truffaut) (in short) (I finished with my use of parentheses) because the terraces are fatal, with lots of Gerontius (ie species which are baskets of plants that's how it's called).
same time it is easy for them to push it all the time they have seen.
There's no pride to draw oh no.

There's always people on the terraces for booze and throwing necklaces (it's a ridiculous and dangerous practice) to passersby. Incidentally
as they balance their booze on passersby but we who are too smart have avoided this kind of inconvenience as we walked night and day with a golf umbrella ($ 286 street, a case believe me, but we had to abandon it not fit into our suitcases) .



Observation No. 8:

The Orleanians are deaf.
you imagine that these suckers are super proud because they have called the Steamboat Natchez (we took a ride on it was funny). And
ALL evening, there is a big asshole completely deaf who plays what instrument I know not of asshole on this boat, it is certain that the great pride that Orleans is the "music" (I'm also quotes with fingers) means in ANY City (true).

is abominable.
Looks like we spun a giant flute can go to the Highest pitched a rude bastard child who would play against all common sense running around you.
And you try to stop it but you can not because you have your heels and coupet field by hand and in addition it is rather the KEVIN mother to tell her YOU'LL SHUT UP CLOSE but it does not have that big bitch.

So you'd like to slip him a big mandala Kevin but you can not then you're at you slap yourself as long as it can make you deaf.

Unbelievable is not it?

And it lasts one quarter of an hour.


Observation No. 9: The Louisiana
it looks like they are more nostalgic for the life which had been farmers like Rhett and Scarlett do they feel a duty to tell the whole slavery and this. On
all the plantations we did, there is only one (the Laura Plantation) that really explains how to operate a plantation in the days of slavery, and why and how the guide but because he was too tired at the end all of my questions but he got his tip, so it's ok.

There you believe that the slaves they were permitted to take a break.
Hey no! is for the owners who look at work laughing handsomely.

Other plantations, was just how they t'expliquent too great to be a plantation owner, you were a slave who was waving a giant fan on top of a table (I could do with a drawing but actually not) and you ate too great in the porcelain and the too téma super mega super dresses and ballroom alala we laughed well at that time (sigh seconded Guide) (which had no tip).

And little additional comment:
Louisiana has the most beautiful oak trees in the world, and that's a very good point.




Comment No. 10:

The bayou, it is perhaps not the beach in Tahiti, but is so cool.
At one point I had a baby alligator in his hands he was really cute with The Unbreakable Man (it becomes painful to write) it was "A guh guh? A ga ga?" so it was really cute.

A baby alligator wild it makes noises like "Ao" Ao! " as in Jurassic Park actually.
He calls his mom because even if we find it very beautiful, it is not really like her parents you see.
And the mother we saw that it was not far because it was bubbling.

(SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE: If you are in a water-lake, pond, pool and all-If you see bubbles IS THERE AN ALLIGATOR! IT'S TIME HE PULL!)

I too have seen flowers too great but I'm not making necklaces because there were snakes in it.


Our guide was a time he had diarrhea too, so he stopped the boat and is mounted on a small island and after it was too bad because he was pushing up the buttocks by mosquitoes (bah ah yes it sure is less glamorous than the Tahitian oula oops eh but it's more fun too).
was a good laugh.
And it has chosen to pee.



BONUS:
If you ever go to Acadia my good friend, here are some phrases that you Cajun save the day.

- Joseph Tien, put this in your giroffle nail tissue, and chew on the other it nottoie your breath. (remember well my friends this recipe)
- But my dear, that's having these long ribs! (voila voila)
- It's better to hang a big lip, what have a big belly! (Council plan a good friend)
- A gets into trouble because of what are after is the time to gossip. (Ah ... the chicks Cajun)
- You're gonna break this goblet, my boy, if not stop the gogna against the table. (asshole)
- I need to scrub my skin with oil, wool, because going as is racheuse racheux wood. Council (beauty)

And last for the road:
- I'm gonna stumble on your Bebel, dear, if you gather them up! (Pan in your face)

Thursday, September 23, 2010

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HEALTH BEAUTY - CHRONIC No. 2 - Silly Cones

shells. Everywhere.

In the streets, supermarkets, restaurants, bars, everywhere.

And I'm not talking about war.

Though the war, we flip the ears for months. And we are promised blithely tears, blood, fire and lots of dust.

Civil War, total war, or both if we are wise. We are promised that for the late summer or autumn or winter. Maybe for Christmas-a phosphorous bomb, it must look pretty under the tree.

short, we expect that the sky is falling, no one asks us our opinion. And we will kindly requested at the fatal moment, to turn us into refugees, maimed, burned or in big stiffs.

No, I'm not talking about war.

I speak shells that cover the chest much of our women. And exploding necklines, obviously too tight.

There are all sizes. Mortar shells, shells of 60mm, 155mm and even 240mm, or should we rather say 43DD?

I understand that seeing her two mischievous pears to change slowly in ears dachshund, is not a happy prospect. A little touch here and there to clear a few scars of time password is not so bad. A nose that scorned either planed or lewd or délibidiné flop, I will.

But there is abuse. Abuse of shell, if I may reflect. And this is just the beginning, I promise you. It jostles, it seems, the gates of the sculptors of fresh meat and wilted ...

Notice that all projections are not appreciated by our beautiful silicone. And what are often those who inflate their storefront, which is behind the killing to deflate. Yes breasts, big-bottomed, no! But that's another debate.

Why? Because it's the fashion? Not really. Although some still buxom sneak in the pantheon of beautiful full color, it is far from generous shapes of yesteryear.

Beautiful socks from yesterday are today. At the plump regime of the Jardin des Tuileries, Maillol! At Weight Watchers, the Botero! May West? Go to the gym the fat!

Today, we are assured we, humanity -hear: the developed countries-that is more apricot melon. And Kate Moss has excited the firmament to Marilyn.

However, the attractiveness of men for the generous lolo has never wavered. Jane Mansfield to Pamela Anderson through the aptly named Gina Lollobrigida, and breasts were vehement dream of generations of pimply male and unbuttoned. And have inspired many, from Fellini to Russ Meyer.

But to make a national passion ... It's swollen!

Then again, why ?

The answer is sociological. There, Lebanon, 7 women to 1 man confirms there be. The competition is fierce. We therefore need all the advantages on his side to the man alluring, attracting and seducing the husband the father of her future offspring.

For this, we must know where the male tease it titillates the most.

And contrary to what many believe, there are more attractive than short skirt and seductive, that the high heel that enhances shapely leg and buttocks. And even that luscious mouth, filled as it is the most delicious pleasure of oaths.

There's womb.

This womb swollen with good milk. Reassuring and warm. Comforting and nurturing.

Because that purpose, man is a baby uncouth. Who has just swapped his shorts for a small boat Hugo Boss suit, his caramel for a cigar, and his slingshot for a rocket launcher.

But the bottom, the bottom is always the same: man is a child playing with big boy.

And then this child needs his mother. Pace Michel Onfray, Sigmund's father was not wrong on the line.

It is this promise that mother bears her breast silicone. And that the Lebanese end of psychologists have understood.

Otherwise why do we call it an implant "my-mmaire?


Published in "Health Beauty" - September 2010



Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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Welcome to Paradise ... Yo guys

... great food in America!

Mouhaha!

Prout prout prout
!

Well I had prepared a slideshow of photos sorted by declination of shades of turquoise and sunny blur (and pan) but in fact I slipped into my tea with ketchup and I lost everything.

So for punishment, you will have the right, since it's too trendy and I see no reason why I would not I also, comprehensive account of my honeymoon. Minute by minute

I planned 302 posts on the subject.

But no Dede is not true.

By cons I make several chapters, we have to keep you going is good politics.

Introduction: A380

property:
- all hiding in the chairs where you can find gifts (I had a pair of socks, a toothbrush teeth, earplugs, a sleeping mask, a shoehorn (ah ah), a Clarins moisturizer (yes), a comb, a mini water bottle, and all that)
- When you get it serves you Direct
champagne - so you got You got two portholes instead of
- can lengthen the seat WHOLE
- When you serve dinner you are put in a slick, thick cotton pad on your
- You've covered the real, real plates
- The menu (On the way: Appetizer Salmon, Foie Gras and fig jam, rabbit stew and gratin potatoes, cheese and chocolate cake you wanted detail by ben voila pan and return like thee well, a crab appetizer, a vegetable flan with pesto, tournedos with roasted potatoes, key lime pie and one morning we were given full pastries)
- The toilets are full of beauty products in
- The TV screens are HUGE (I watched a movie and a rotten movie well-Kick-Ass and a piece of dragon)

When I think I thought about taking a picture that I congratulate MYSELF.


Not Good:
- In fact there was no window in the bathroom (believe me, I sent a letter of complaint immediately to Air France and Airbus because it gave me a little upset)
Anyway after I said we will not moan too much either huh it is not an old cuckoo.

(I have no photos because you see my head around)

Chapter 1: New York

property:
- Walking at any time without pull except that you need a sweater when you come back somewhere because of clim
- buildings with tanks above
- Walk all the time and have something to do
- Bryant Park with WiFi
- The two tornadoes that has views of the aircraft (it was believed that there was a storm of spaceships, but in fact not)
- Air Force One that crossed
- The 3 pairs of shoes I bought
- Brooklyn (thank you Virgoblog)
- The bus is well
- I dined Ninja in which you descend into a dungeon restaurant via a lift and you are put at a table in-house and you see anyone else and where ninjas are fake not make you Asian entertainment for your dishes, at each Once they see you coming they howled "Oi!" -except that it is not at all ninja but Russian is a bit annoying in the long-and they will make dishes shaped katana or they set fire to your flat but in fact they are cramer all in short.
- The Ramen's IPUDO (the best ramen in the world)
- People who sell bottled water every 2 meters
- The burgers and pizza risotto
sandwiches - Ellis Island is nice but at one point it smelled bad so we went
- The Manicure! Pedicure! Facial! of New Yorkers. After a day I made myself my manicure! Pedicure! Facial! at least it's not cost me a blind

Not Good:
- Increase your garbage because it is a scandal a stench like that, even at this temperature
- Increase the air conditioning because it is a scandal such heat in September
- Turn the air conditioning on the subway platforms I almost died of dehydration, I even simulated a malaise that has affected person
- Harlem's not too much
- The taxi that we ripped off and plus I forgot my magic hair clip in
- The servers IPUDO screaming like that asses "Aligato KOSAIMASTA" (I made the phonetics I have done in college Aramaic not Japanese) in the ears of people who left - what is this mania for screaming in Asian restaurants?
- Americans are clueless
shoes - The burgers and sandwiches, pizzas and risottos
- The Statue of Liberty is no
- Century 21 foirfouille how horrible it is that thing I thought I would find never Release
- The Manicure! Pedicure! Face of New Yorkers are often a little vulgar at times still


Buildings with tanks too cute top

A bridge built how little son everywhere with modern

A building with not very practical aspects

a garden decorated


The Scoop incredible New York:

You never guess who I saw completely by accident while I was hanging on the pavement in search a steak house (you get used to eat too quickly):

Anna Wintour!

people they pass without knowing what. What a bunch of steers.

soooo! It's her I swear!

She even had her dark glasses and at first it was stormed the building where Vogue is like my taxi waiting for me but there was no taxi so she started going on the sidewalk but it showed that she knew too much more how a sidewalk from the time she uses it more then she looked all lost it hurts me.

So I sent The Unbreakable Man (The new nickname is explained in Chapter 5 this Honeymoon) take a picture of poor Anna Wintour, which resembled more a cat we approach a bathtub full of water.

In my opinion the picture she calls her assistant for a dressing.
And when we left, well, it was still no taxi! Aha!

And wait for proof that she is (besides the fact that she clearly is), tadaaaamm!


it tells you nothing ?

She left her shoes in more toes overflowing!

My friends, it ended in Chapter 1 baouté!

Monday, September 20, 2010

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studied by Robert Dilts NLP

NLP can be defined as the art of studying (model) to extract the spirits of techniques and a mindset .
One of the first students in NLP Grinder and Bandler was Robert Dilts. Among contributions to the world of NLP, Dilts has considered the geniuses of all time, including Walt Disney.

Whether we like it or not the work of Disney, it is clear that he was one of the revolutionaries of the cartoon after the war, not hesitating to "build" his fortune to complete and screens out his dream "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs".

Robert Dilts has studied the genius of Walt Disney, not in artistic terms, but the organization and the spirit of this extraordinary man. People who have worked with Disney had the habit of saying "he has an idea a minute, and some are excellent ..."

The genius of Disney
One of the facilitators reported that Walt Disney was as if there were 3 different characters: the dreamer, the director and critic. And here is one of its great strengths.

The dreamer could experiment with his ideas, being freed from the constraints of achieving practice and critical thinking, always quick to restrict the possibilities. He could put himself in the place of each character, big or small, 'actor' or a spectator, and only knew the limits of his imagination. He posed the question "WHAT?"

The director then took precedence over the dreamer for the project to become viable and has a chance to see the day. He was responding to the question "HOW?"

Finally, the critic took the distance from the project to give a touch of reasonable interest, so the question "WHY?"

In NLP training, you learn to use this strategy Walt Disney projects.
Generation Training Institute has chosen to promote the experience of trainees as learning mode.

Friday, September 17, 2010

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Yeah Friends c is the mother of Eve talking. During
that she is on honeymoon she asked me to tell you 80 posts in how prepared the wedding but I forgot to do because I also have a life and she returned in 3 days.

There will be the heavy guys.
From sunburn
feet inside with the ugliest shoes in the world but also landscapes

some food (I'm told that she didn't take the time to photograph but that she ate like a pig)
and good poilade

Hold the Line, so that children will chnoufer broccoli here

signed: The mother of Eve

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

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And two for Serge Beynaud. The artist has just put on the record market a new single called "Symphony of Africa.'' Through which he prefers singing to dancing. The''model''arrangers intends to confirm his talent as a singer and stay in the same vein of popularity that he has devoted his first single "koumanlébé.

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(Malian writer): "The Africa is obliged to unite "



presence in Côte d'Ivoire as part of the tribute to Bernard B. Dadi, 30 and 31 August, at the Palace of Culture, Seydou Badian Kouyaté has taken questions from reporters. His work, his struggle, his hopes, his vision of Africa rose to the scanner in an interview.

Your novel''On the Storm''(1963) became a classic of African literature. Did you think he would meet with much success?
I wrote because I wanted to write. I had scenes around me, family problems. I wanted to give my views on these various difficulties. In''Under the storm,''they say is a conflict of generations. But there are elders who are with young people as the father Djigui. And young people with the old, is the case Benfer. In fact, the problem of forced marriage that I wanted to be treated. I did not think it would have a long life. It was a topical around me. I stumbled on this, and it fell on me.

What needs your essay,''The African leaders to their people''(1965), which won the Grand Prize for Literature in Africa?
is a criticism of the political spirit was born. A critique of some leaders who took to the emperors who had the language of the Democrats, but in their daily lives, behaved differently. I criticized it. I also criticized the gesture of-cultured. Already, some thought we were Europeans and that they must like them to live better. They had forgotten that we are Holders of other things. Without bigotry, we are the bearers of what our fathers and our fathers' fathers have left, with the openness that we bring the foreign, the West. The aim was to show that we must be Africans, heirs of the good that we have left our fathers, by affecting that brings the West. I have surprised those who believed were of one side or the other exclusively.

Several African countries are celebrating in this year 2010, the fiftieth anniversary of their independence. As a witness of these golden wedding, what is your assessment of the literature African?
I am generally in each of my books. On one line, two, three, four, we attacked the settlement. Today, there are some young writers who take over. That is to say they are addressing through our own. From my point of view, means having the courage to look at ourselves and have the courage to tell the truth about ourselves. That is certainly what will give life to the new creation. A new vision of literature, through our. And God knows there are many. We faded colonialism, we must have the courage and the ability to brand our heads with their own through their mannerisms and their denial.

You are a doctor, writer and politician. Under which hat do you feel better?
I wear jauntily three. Occasionally, I change. As far as necessary or as the context requires. But without ever denying or discard one or the other. I always keep my cap doctor. I continue to write. I'm doing what the old should do, namely write memoirs. As for the political hat, I'm not going to a conference without going one way and another front or side of the problem policy.

When writing your work The African leaders to their people in 1965, you had an ideal. Today, with the management style of our states, do you still believe in this ideal?
undecodable I am an optimist. I do not drop your arms. Despite the shortcomings, failures, deviations, I still believe that this ideal will remain. Because Africa can not do otherwise. If we want to live in us fulfilling, be men of dignity, pride, we have to unite. Africa is compelled to unite. Maybe not with us. Maybe we do not even know. But it is in his destiny and I believe it.

Do you think the current generation is she aware of the legacy you leave him?
Wherever I find myself, when young people around me, they ask me at least a portion of my works. It is about''The African leaders to their people''or''Under the storm''that goes ahead, it is often even prison writings''Blood''masks. I think some in keeping memories.

What do you think the tribute to Bernard Dadi?
What happened on Tuesday and Wednesday, is truly a close. It's phenomenal. Because this is the first time that honors a man of culture in his lifetime. When I was told that the academy will pay tribute to Bernard Dadi, my first reaction was to exclaim:''oh Allah. Is he dead?''I was told that he was alive. And it is amazing. It is a path which is open to other heads of state will engage. Thus, we will have a different conception of the writer, another ethics grows between the people and the authors.

Your message to African politicians ...
That politicians realize that writing is a lot. We are in a civilization of orality. But increasingly, the writing takes precedence. The writing is great because it stays with its truth, its dimensions and details. I want to say thank you to President Laurent Gbagbo for doing what he did. That's huge. Not expected the death of the man of culture to say thank you. But is honored in his lifetime. When he is able to produce. In order to serve as an example and guide for young people.

... ... To the young youth
is calling a new consciousness. It is for them to open the doors to success. Now the door is open. Write, think, work. You'll certainly rewarded for your lifetime. It's a lot.

... And Bernard Dadié
We wish long life to Bernard Dadi. This is our eldest, is our brother. This is our master. We call on the Ivorian people to consider as such. We continue to honor him, to listen and to pray for him.

Interview by Amadou Sanou / sanouam@yahoo.fr

Friday, September 3, 2010

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U not exclusive shop selling condoms. This is the finding of a non-governmental organization to fight against AIDS. And it is the''street''Princess in Yopougon that first store was located. "We sell between 10,000 and 16,000 CFA francs at night. People buy a lot. But do they use? "Asks Monia,''the saleswoman Capoterie''.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

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Paul Ahizi (Ivorian author):" I prefer the poet "


"Me, I've been a little on the job. Bernard Dadi has served almost all genres but I prefer me as a poet. His work touched and I mostly just read the poem to be recited earlier. "



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Maurice Bandama (Ivorian author):" There was constant "Seydou Badian


" honor an author's lifetime is an act of recognition, recognizing its value, its magnitude. Bernard Dadi is recognized as the father of Ivorian letters and remained constant over the literary scene by publishing several genres from novels to drama through poetry to stories ... I thank the Chair for this initiative. "

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( Malian writer): "This is an example for all Africa"


" We were deeply moved by the gesture of President Gbagbo. This is an excellent example for all Africa. I think Dadié merit through this initiative. I think people will understand our struggle. "

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Cheikh Hamidou Kane (Senegalese writer): "This is our master"


" I congratulate and thanks for the Ivorians have thought of organizing the ceremony of homage to a man who is our master, our eldest. It is with great pleasure that I agreed to come to this invitation. This is the master of writing is the one who has mastered the art of writing, this one has borne witness to the culture of the black man is one who fought for the Black has its rightful place in the contemporary world. "

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Tribute to Bernard B. Dadi: The Palace of Culture renamed


Published Wednesday, September 1, 2010 North-South

A tribute was paid yesterday to Bernard B. Dadi, Ivorian writer. It was decided that the Palace of Culture Treichville now bears his name.

He promised to revive his daughter to 31 August. Well, it's done. Bernard Koffi Binlin (Blin good name) Dadié has a new life. And it will pass by the name of one of the most beautiful temples of cultural Ivory Coast. It is the representative of the Secretary General of the International Organization of la Francophonie (OIF) Abdou Diouf, Ousmane Paye, who has announced. The Palace Treichville culture is now called the cultural center Binlin Bernard Dadi. It was at the ceremony to honor the man of letters Ivorian yesterday at Treichville. The president, Laurent Gbagbo, has willed it so. Dear big brother, dear comrade, I have nothing to give. But in the position I am, what I can do is to act so that your name be deleted from the list of Côte d'Ivoire, "said the head of state. According to him, we do not celebrate Bernard Dadié because he has a nice pen, but because it defends a noble cause. For, says he "can not be a great writer without defending a great cause." The least we can say is that the writer has managed to move African power brokers of the caliber of Seydou Badian and Cheikh Hamidou Kane. But also the former President of Dahomey (now Benin), Emile Derlin Zinsou. Locally, they were all present. Furthermore the Head of State and his wife, there were his friends from the academy of sciences, arts, culture of Africa and the Diaspora (Ascade) led by Bartholomew Kotchi, the National Congress of resistance for Democracy (NDRC), the Association of Writers of Côte d'Ivoire (AECI). Evidence on the life of the author, the subtlety of his style, the beauty of his texts were reviewed through fresco, theater and poetry. The speakers heaped praise on the place of this man. They welcomed this man sincere, free, fighting, compassionate. In sum, a glorious memory. And Bartholomew Kotchi to redeem himself: "I was wondering if Dadié was not our Montesquieu. But today I say, Dadi Dadi is. "

A. Sanou / www.nordsudquotidien.com