Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Louisiana in 10 important points

This is a pimpolette, it used to hang your horse when you go do your errands.
You can also hang your car but good if you cut the contact is no reason she left all alone.

Observation No. 1:
Our luxury hotel hosting a convention entirely male.
There is no question that I désappe to take a dip in the pool on the roof.
You end up realizing that it is a convention because all gay guys kissing in the pool and a very convincing mimic the nesting of the spoons.
It is therefore no question that I go take a dip in the pool on the roof.
The Unbreakable Man is not boiling hot, either.

Observation No. 2:
The city should host a convention of tattooed people because we seem to be the only ones with 2 cm ² of skin not gaudy.
We even saw a guy at the pool with tattoos traces of rangers across the back like I like to walk on oh yes.

Observation No. 3:
On Saturday we learned that the city hosted the Gay Pride probably but for the guys because we found ourselves in the street with pot-bellied men in leather thong and doors socks all whistling a whistle shaped penis and drank margaritas one meter.
I felt a bit lonely but it was very interesting.

You'll notice that I have no photos to offer.


Observation No. 4: The
Orleanians are stingy wholesale toys for their children.


Nan abused but what.

Triple abused what.


Small cars What not even have doors. It has
-bu-se.

And they tell me that the little doors that number had skyrocketed during Katrina.


Observation No. 5:
There's no stupid trades, there are about 5,000 fortune tellers who dozing under their umbrellas while waiting to spring at them (as well say that they are not too much butter)

Y voodoo masters with a chicken head collar around his neck and settled on camping chairs at picnic tables and write text messages while waiting for ages that jumps out (it's not the richest nor the coup eh.)

Y towers "haunted tour wedges New Orleans, "" Visit cemeteries and real encounters with the dead "which begins at nightfall, but we were told that there had not been too many deaths for real so we is not gone (it is not stupid)

Y has the "boutique Vampire" with everything you need for vampires except that those idiots THEY ARE NOT OPEN THE NIGHT!
So how do clients come huh?
Aha!

basically is a kind of languor to New Orleans, each takes his time and not bother too much press, eh.


Observation No. 6: The
Orleanians have some wonderful doors.





I mean, it's important for a door when you go home.


Observation No. 7: The
Orleans is Tistou green thumbs (the gardener or Nicolas) (or The Jolly Green Giant) (or Truffaut) (in short) (I finished with my use of parentheses) because the terraces are fatal, with lots of Gerontius (ie species which are baskets of plants that's how it's called).
same time it is easy for them to push it all the time they have seen.
There's no pride to draw oh no.

There's always people on the terraces for booze and throwing necklaces (it's a ridiculous and dangerous practice) to passersby. Incidentally
as they balance their booze on passersby but we who are too smart have avoided this kind of inconvenience as we walked night and day with a golf umbrella ($ 286 street, a case believe me, but we had to abandon it not fit into our suitcases) .



Observation No. 8:

The Orleanians are deaf.
you imagine that these suckers are super proud because they have called the Steamboat Natchez (we took a ride on it was funny). And
ALL evening, there is a big asshole completely deaf who plays what instrument I know not of asshole on this boat, it is certain that the great pride that Orleans is the "music" (I'm also quotes with fingers) means in ANY City (true).

is abominable.
Looks like we spun a giant flute can go to the Highest pitched a rude bastard child who would play against all common sense running around you.
And you try to stop it but you can not because you have your heels and coupet field by hand and in addition it is rather the KEVIN mother to tell her YOU'LL SHUT UP CLOSE but it does not have that big bitch.

So you'd like to slip him a big mandala Kevin but you can not then you're at you slap yourself as long as it can make you deaf.

Unbelievable is not it?

And it lasts one quarter of an hour.


Observation No. 9: The Louisiana
it looks like they are more nostalgic for the life which had been farmers like Rhett and Scarlett do they feel a duty to tell the whole slavery and this. On
all the plantations we did, there is only one (the Laura Plantation) that really explains how to operate a plantation in the days of slavery, and why and how the guide but because he was too tired at the end all of my questions but he got his tip, so it's ok.

There you believe that the slaves they were permitted to take a break.
Hey no! is for the owners who look at work laughing handsomely.

Other plantations, was just how they t'expliquent too great to be a plantation owner, you were a slave who was waving a giant fan on top of a table (I could do with a drawing but actually not) and you ate too great in the porcelain and the too téma super mega super dresses and ballroom alala we laughed well at that time (sigh seconded Guide) (which had no tip).

And little additional comment:
Louisiana has the most beautiful oak trees in the world, and that's a very good point.




Comment No. 10:

The bayou, it is perhaps not the beach in Tahiti, but is so cool.
At one point I had a baby alligator in his hands he was really cute with The Unbreakable Man (it becomes painful to write) it was "A guh guh? A ga ga?" so it was really cute.

A baby alligator wild it makes noises like "Ao" Ao! " as in Jurassic Park actually.
He calls his mom because even if we find it very beautiful, it is not really like her parents you see.
And the mother we saw that it was not far because it was bubbling.

(SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE: If you are in a water-lake, pond, pool and all-If you see bubbles IS THERE AN ALLIGATOR! IT'S TIME HE PULL!)

I too have seen flowers too great but I'm not making necklaces because there were snakes in it.


Our guide was a time he had diarrhea too, so he stopped the boat and is mounted on a small island and after it was too bad because he was pushing up the buttocks by mosquitoes (bah ah yes it sure is less glamorous than the Tahitian oula oops eh but it's more fun too).
was a good laugh.
And it has chosen to pee.



BONUS:
If you ever go to Acadia my good friend, here are some phrases that you Cajun save the day.

- Joseph Tien, put this in your giroffle nail tissue, and chew on the other it nottoie your breath. (remember well my friends this recipe)
- But my dear, that's having these long ribs! (voila voila)
- It's better to hang a big lip, what have a big belly! (Council plan a good friend)
- A gets into trouble because of what are after is the time to gossip. (Ah ... the chicks Cajun)
- You're gonna break this goblet, my boy, if not stop the gogna against the table. (asshole)
- I need to scrub my skin with oil, wool, because going as is racheuse racheux wood. Council (beauty)

And last for the road:
- I'm gonna stumble on your Bebel, dear, if you gather them up! (Pan in your face)

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