Tuesday, October 26, 2010

How Long Before You Die Of Cancer

At one point we must return



Personally I do not see the end of this trip.


As we are still on a blog eh shit fart Hého pumps, this is the last post on my magical honeymoon (I think I would have even more soul with that of other well-intentioned bloggers. But I have not write my mother in my place for a month to not drop my stats, slavery).
Now therefore in order.

- Monument Valley:

Indians they say everywhere in the guides do not shoot do not fuck 'em (not that are not small lemurs are talking about Indians) because otherwise they will make you pay.

So every time we crossed an Indian it is bent in 2 to type it looks down there sir you look hot cocoa but it is not because Indians in Monument Valley thee hast full.

Oh wihowihoooooo pinpin poooonnn (that is by Ennio Morricone)

We started to visit and there is the drama, the Indians do well they'll cough up the entrance to the park but cons're obliged to go by car (yay) or horse (but we had not booked) and the road is so rotten that you not look at the landscape so you flip to break a wheel in a hole.

No, but what they are entry fees?

It is in America shit I want a good 4 x 4 lane paved through the park of the Dunkin Donuts on the way! What a fuck fuck!

Special dedication to Jaja and Petra


of Good shot I wanted to cry because I too wanted to ride there and bang it falls on a Mini ranch with Indians and horses and we had a one hour ride in Monument Valley and the big cons of tourists (that is to say we are 5 minutes early) they took us in pictures.

Our guide there was too much like Zorro I pull up my horse and I have arisen out of the night and all the guys and took a picture and then he reached out to him that the guy in the queue and Thune the guy has not understood he shook hands.

As a guide he was glad he did not like me going to file the Thune with his hand and he was the guy-goo-tee.

Aha.

After I bought it
done by Indian children.

You never know eh ...


And keep you well ... It
of Minnetonka boots! the real thing!

The Minnetonka boots that all snapped up fashionistas are made by poor little rich Indian Monument Valley!

bin
And at the price they sell them they could make me a good 4 x 4 channels to avoid damaging the rental car thank you but no thank you.



- Antelope Canyon

I do not want my traveler's guide, but if you have only 3 canyons to the United States to do: Bryce Canyon, Arches Canyon, Antelope Canyon.

is still run by Indian logistical issue then is not it (I mean it's not like the U.S. with cafèt galore, ticket systems, bar code and all that stuff), then you got a poor hut all rotten inside with 5 Indian who listen to music and smoke cigarettes.
After
when there are enough people to visit a small Indian child is picked us up and said we'll go in there.

Claustrophobia!

type in there what.


When you're inside it's quite magical.



Every time it rains, the canyon is filled with water at any speed and it made whirlpools, suddenly it's smooth walls and it's been pretty streaks.
Good rock is pink macaroons choupi is therefore necessarily more beautiful.

The little Indian was too nice but in my opinion a little to the west, each time he told us:
"Look at the rock, it draws a woman's face! "

Bé yes ...


"Look at the rock, the head of the shark nemo"

This kid is completely retarded.

To pay him ophthalmologist he was spun from $ 5 (yes all our wealth is in part the tips we realized it was after).

After you cross the street and we go to another rotten hut and then they take us in a 4x4 raised to the Lower Canyon and they run at full speed in the sand and we just jumped in the air on our seats was a good laugh.

And then we realized that we were the same mess that the little Indian:

"Look at the rock's heart"

What they try to make you swallow still

Etcaeteri Etcaetero.
Damn I said, it will surely spend my $ 5 candy that little jerk!


I'd have done well.












is what we must remember (but it's very beautiful.)



- Flagstaff

Know that:
1 - Route 66 passes by
2 - I bought glasses funny that I will never
3 - We almost be upgrade to the motel (incredible) but thanks to my husband we finally had the room pourrave most (but I do not blame him)



- Grand Canyon:

AH BAH THEY WERE THE THE AMERICAN! (Laughs bold)



At Grand Canyon it limits the amusement park, there are 6 motels kind too well, shuttles for older / obese that can not / do not want too much walking, cafèt every 100 meters and hiking paths.


But ultimately the only thing that was good was to the Grand Canyon by air.

And that's all I have to say.



After we came back to Los Angeles and Los Angeles we came back to New York and this idiot stewardess she said: "Do you want Pretzels or Nuts? "
I say Pretzels. "It
she " What? "I say
" Pretzels "
She remade " What? "


It lasted 5 minutes as I knew it was being said and not Pretzels Pretzels but finally it really should be this dull fool for not dipping what I say after B.

As I was saying "nuts" crying she had an epiphany and she showed me the packet of Pretzels saying "Pretzels? "

I'd stop.

After there were two tornadoes in New York (if you can check) and suddenly we had to run for 1 hour in the sky and we saw the flashes as if it had been a combat spacecraft.

And after the tornadoes we had to wait until Air Force One takes off (hey guys not, this is not women and children first, the first president and pan).

What an adventure my friends.

soon for lots of shoes and magical stories ...

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Open Nat Netgear Dg934g

Lost in Utah

As I'm nice I've made a route and if you click on it normally you know all the secrets of the incredible journey (because there is too little written)

If we did we would have continuous 1 day and 19h but it was not very interesting and somewhat tiring, that's why we made some steps.


After a while it was tired of listening Rednex on the road but luckily I had with me my wedding playlist so we listened to 56 times the Venga Boys with their poetic song "Boom boom boom.
Yes there were quite a way to go.
We drove and drove and drove but God that this country is great it is said that the Basement is the ben desert they never set foot in Utah.
Or Arizona.
Or Nevada.
Anyway here is really low the hills have eyes except that people speak with an accent just odd but if they want to eat us too.

My friends wonder what that mother nature eh.

Arches Canyon you have a super marked path red earth and you fall on super natural stone arches.

And go we go again: Wwwoooaaaahh!


We are always taking the path "for easy lame in the guide if we had a little fear of ever returning.

At one point my dear husband informs a huge rock and told me they will go up the rock, he saw the Japanese go and whether Japan can do not see why it was he who made the Army could not do it.

laaa But if you see some people climb the rock

Ah ah I'm fine I said, avoid the conflict and put his nose in the poop when he goes to see it too hard and he put his wife in danger for a dark tale of ego internationally.

We went to the rock bin and you imagine my friends with my horrible shoes that rock was a breeze.



NO you can not walk on the ark.
I know I asked is prohibited.


I still made doubled by a guy in thongs I said "but it is crazy that there" but after we have not been backcrossed assumed he had fallen into a hole (yes security in the parks is to shut up eh) and I could not help but say well done, he had to buy shoes as we are not Mess With the hike (I say "hike" as the pros).

We climbed huge rocks, it was like 20 feet high on the rocks without barriers really I discovered the taste of adventure and danger.
I mean they could have put up barriers everywhere but maybe it would have been ugly

Going down, my husband did the Mariola and he jumped from a rock about 50 cm (oulala).

He then spent his time yelling at me it was just too strong and indestructible oh oh oh with a big laugh and the memory of man had never met such adventurer.

He therefore strongly advised to find an improvement in animal nickname "The Man".

Becoming The Unbreakable Man, he expects to be able to beat Batista now, (yes because Batista has turned nasty if you follow it, and Randy Orton became nice. So many twists in the WWE ).

was seen as dead trees (and they do not pretend to be dead among the trees them they are completely ordnance)

And it was weird because in France we see cats and rabbits crushed

And bin over there we see racoons and tattoos (I guess it was armadillos because otherwise it just looked like babies and it would be really scary)


Finally since there are plenty of armadillos in Texas I guess it was not a lot of tattoos and babies.
(Well there is also lots of babies in Texas but it will be if we let the babies on the highway).


After all these adventures we still had an ark to visit and she was at the top of a huge rock slope and at one point there was a ledge like in Indiana Jones what jitters .

It's Delicate Arch.

The guide has said "We must see it at sunset."

And tiny " Roundtrip 2h.

The rocks they pushed interlayers. it's very very rare.


As the sun was on track to go to bed I said we go there, except that 1 am in the guide is 2 hours for me so we got up it was almost overnight.

And oddly there is no lamp in the parks.

was banging the entire back with the lamp of the iphone and it was in total darkness with the moon and mountain lions lurking in the corners.

Were people who were misfits like us but they would not share our lamp then dried on site and we fled.


If you knew because you are not neophytes when we hiked there are small piles of stones. I thought I
it was kind of forest spirits who made little piles, and when we did the hike, we could pay tribute to the little creatures of the forest by adding stones.

is not TOO cute?

So during the day (it's also why we lost a little time), I made lots of other little piles everywhere and more.

It was really nice.

But then while we galérait in the dark, we met people who told us to follow the cairns, these little piles of stone that help hikers find their way ....


...


I swear that I prayed for people who have fallen on my little pile of stone and had to run for hours and starved to death or eaten by a cougar that night .

We we finally found our car well since no one amused himself by inventing false cairns where we were.



I ate a very good pizza that night and slept the sleep of the just.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Fluttering In Right Abdomen

Tiburce Koffi Martins, Ivorian writer: "I cried after reading this book


Every Wednesday in fifteen in North-Sud Quotidien, a writer contemporary tribute to an author who has scored. Tiburce Koffi, author of''Memory''from a falls, the price Ivoire Francophone African literature in 2009, lends itself to this exercise of admiration by placing a light-hitting but passionate about the work of Virgil, The''Aeneid.''

"It's pure literature. I had a lot of heart strokes. Basically, you fall in love with a text as one falls in love with a woman. As much as we can fall in love with several women-my, it is possible for several texts. Whatever the number of women we have known, there is necessarily one that transcends. There is always a sublime love that which appears a little stronger than others. From this point of view, I think a book like The Aeneid of Virgil. This book was for me a stroke of heart. I found out when I was very young. I was in CM2 or 6th. When I finished reading this book, I cried. The Homeric songs have the same effect on teens that biblical psalms. They have the same powers of seduction and fascination. They will transpose you install in a wonderful world and you are really impressed. This is the story of the Trojan War. How the city was invaded by the Greeks. How they brought the horse at Troy, how did they manage their ruse, how the Trojans got caught in a trap. By engaging the girls, getting drunk, sleeping. At the right middle of the night, the Greeks left the horse and burned the town. Thus they have held Troy. The hero, Ene, amid the flames took his father on his back and leaves town. These are images that I found very strong. I read it and wept. I will remember how the author made his tying metaphors. He will begin a process with a special tying technique. A style that I kept using his approach for the metaphors and comparisons. What struck me in this book is the story and how to tell it. Only later, when I joined the faculty of Humanities that I understood what the writing process. In fact, it was presented as an alter Homer, that is, a style similar to that of Homer. This was a great poet of the spoken word as he proceeded and the great writers of ancient Africa. When you read''Sundiata, the Manding epic''and Homer are the same techniques of orality. It's when I started to be trained as a technician letters, I understood better what style close griots. The song is exalted with the hyperbole and bombast, the most surprising comparisons, poignant images. Ultimately, I would say that they are not sentences, they are worms with musicality. They are artists of language. Great poets of orality. Found here at Wilbur Stone, Therese Allah, Djibril Tamsir Niane .... "


Sanou A.