Sunday, November 28, 2010
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Friday, November 26, 2010
Household Masterbators
I do not like girls.
Look, some will cry, he made his coming out. I knew, I knew it, Anon the other, single at 43, I told you that something was amiss.
He does not like football, big cars and silicone breasts. It does not go hunting. Do not smoke cigars and do not waving their Visa Gold at every turn. If it is not a gay lady, I do not know what I mean!
Sorry grandma, but the guys I like them even less than girls. This is my misanthropic side.
So I do not like girls.
But it would be unwise to put them all in one basket. Unwise and untrue. There are nuances between one and other, differences, sometimes profound, critical, even existential.
But beware, these differences are not social, religious, cultural or religious, as people might think those who like schematically. Not even a question of age. Girls, like the readers of Tintin are counted from 7 to 77 years.
In reality, they are divided into five distinct categories: tuna, cod, sardines, shrimp and sirens.
Tuna recognize the beads that are outside of their jeans too tight. In their T-shirts too short, embroidered with gold rhinestones. In their bleached hair and their nails too long, often covered in unlikely colors. They dream of Brad Pitt but simply a bald paunchy almost as long as he pays the barber.
Cod are physically Tuna light. The body better maintained than their cousins the tuna, they are usually located in the arm - the arm when I say, I am polite - of our many sex tourists. That's for the least hypocritical. The Others hang around the neck of young idiots, assholes heirs - if not that of old farts themselves - to ensure their offspring nest warm and cozy. A nest of idiots future and future small cod.
Sardines are the linchpin, so to speak. The vast majority. Colorless and tasteless. Most of them give themselves airs of nuns or artists, it depends on the social class of their parents. The poorest are the nails short and dress like boys, the richest bear the dirty fingernails and dress like gypsies. Curiously, all claim to be driven by an ideal generous, pious and charitable, who left and Third World. They want to format the image and life to their dream of a world in a sardine tin.
Shrimp are the cutest. We meet them at leisure in bars, pubs, nightclubs or any kind of pub. As soon as they can, they sway their hips lazily, hoping to attract the male. They dream of being like Samantha from Sex and the City, but are often only version of porn. They have generally the same purpose as tuna and cod: dondon Hen and daubed.
The sirens, they are the prettiest, most sexy. They have a scent of a woman, deceptive and fleeting. Once flown, there remain only their inner ugliness, and suddenly exhibited protuberant. Uglier than Karl Malden's nose.
No, I definitely do not like girls.
I do not like girls because I love women. I do not like girls because they are the antithesis of women.
Girls are guys with a vagina. Also draws, poor and uninteresting.
The women are beautiful. Whatever their size, weight, shape of their nose, their breasts and their buttocks. Whatever their social, religious, sectarian or cultural.
I'm talking about the pristine beauty , that which emanates from a symphony, a guitar chord, a poem or eyes of a child happy.
Women are beautiful because they are women. The most incredible and most perfect creation of nature.
Nature, primal woman.
There are even men who are women. Designers, builders, inventors. All those who are not afraid to draw what they hold most precious, most sacred: The woman who is in us all.
For we must not delude ourselves, our feminine side is all that is best in us. She is the true muse of poets.
Well, I leave you there without a vociferous crowd, half hairy and half made up, looking to lynch me. I must absconded.
Quickly, the fire exit!
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Waiter In A Strip Club
After the draw I did not stop playing with I said "pick a number between 1 and 3252!" then my husband said he "3" and I said "and ben non! Is 159!"
was a good laugh.
In true we played 3 times because after he said your game is rotten to me that drunk.
I removed those who wanted to play and I have duplicate values the answers (because I'm an engineer c is for that).
short that it is ² Chloe who won!
Ouéééééé!
Alalala strongly the next contest, eh?
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Sunday, November 21, 2010
What Do You Think About Scorpio Man
Claude El Khal: What if we changed the face of Lebanese cinema?
Director, screenwriter, novelist Claude El Khal has already released three short films, the scenario of a first feature in search of a producer, a novel and a head full of ideas.
Claude El Khal visited this year at Cannes, provided the script for his first feature film, Circle, at the invitation of the Lebanese Cinema Foundation in hopes of generate interest for the scenario. Indications about the film? " In a feature film, I like to mix genres" , Claude meets El Khal. "There is a side comedy, still a bit dark, a supernatural thriller sprinkled. The film is set Beirut. Say that Beirut is one of the main characters. Beirut as a woman ... I'll leave it for now , "he says in a mysterious smile. After different versions, different titles, the scenario is completed, after three years of work. and discussions are ongoing to find a producer, to find funding. arduous task, but one thing is certain: Claude El Khal will not compromise, even if it is " difficult to convince a producer who would seek to impose its own vision of the film .
Ecce Hummus
A foreign producer stuck in the idea of a confessional Lebanon, the war ... and a Lebanese filmmaker who seeks out the local cinema these photos ... The image is familiar. This is the subject of the third short film by Claude El Khal: Ecce Hummus, made to mark the event "short Beirut," and produced by Zoe productions. For those who have not yet cast a glance at this little gem, well, just move your cursor over the site http://claudeelkhal.com . And laughter is guaranteed. It seems, moreover, the unanimous response. But the laugh is, nevertheless, stuck in the throat because Ecce Hummus depicts reality, a situation experienced by Claude El Khal and various Lebanese filmmakers who have had to deal with foreign producers. Moreover, the film's title is perfect. "Ecce Homo is an expression of Pontius Pilate, which means Behold the man. But we always represent the symbols for foreigners, perhaps a touch of hummus. For a Lebanese film is easily adopted by a foreign producer, he it is about war, hummus, traditions, clichés ... It is not easy to make a horror film, a romantic comedy, a thriller ... "indignant Claude. But the pill is passed through laughter.
The Ecce Hummus success continues. First on the Festival: it was presented to the Short Film Corner Market at Cannes Film Festival 2010, after being screened at the Festival of Short Films in London speaking at the Festival Lebanese film in Montreal, Arab Film Festival in Australia, and the Festival was born in Beirut 2009.
Next on the Web: powered by the blog of journalist of Iranian origin Delphine Minoui, he toured several blogs, landed on YouTube and has had a long career on Facebook ... " is a short film People, which was done by a stroke of chance, unlike my other two short films that were thoughtful, well prepared . In 1998, Claude realizes El Khal Afternoon Bloody Mary, a black comedy that interweaves the concept of reality and outrageous media coverage even before the subject is topical. A few years later, in 2003, when when Lebanon was still under Syrian occupation, Beau Rivage, which is named after the headquarters of Syrian intelligence services, was screened at the Festival was born in Beirut.
ideas still in turmoil, Claude El Khal, an eternal dreamer, idealist, continues to write screenplays for short and feature films, continues to write short, meanwhile, may soon , a sequel to Flemme, published in 2005, published Tamyras.
Nayla Rached
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
I Like My Husband In A Girdle
In addition it makes me do a lot of mistakes, so you think I know écire right but actually is not true I do it on purpose.
Early thanks to Shauna Sand that was close, and then after using her husband, and then after it was due to poto of her husband.
is not altogether that talent?
But like all mice, this animal is moving from time to time to make a nest bigger, prettier and all that and better suited to his coat.
So to celebrate the relocation of the field mouse to its new address http://mulot-bricole.com/ , field mouse offers a nice necklace:
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Kates Playground Table Dance Clips
The objective of this publication is to provide an overview and not to lecture. I do not go back in techniques that can be used in conjunction with the logic levels to achieve the objectives of the client.
Take the example of Victor. Victor has failed an examination that has just passed. Victor questioning, we can understand what happened and understand the cause of his failure several different ways depending on their answers.
1 - The environment
The environment is everything around us. The room where we are, sounds, music, other people, objects etc.. In short, everything outside of ourselves.
If we look at the environmental level, the failure of Victor may be due to noise in the hall, with difficulties in reading the statement, the chair was not comfortable, temperature too hot or too cold light etc. ...
2 - What we do
The next level is that of our actions, what we do.
Perhaps the failure is due to Victor what he did (or did not do ...) for this examination, how he responded to questions on the exam.
3 - What we can
Is you ever been able to do something and not doing as well as you would want? For me, the answer is "yes ho ... of course ..."
So the big difference between these two levels. Sometimes we do not do something because we are not (yet) capable. And other times we are capable of this action, but we do not.
For Victor, maybe he was not able to do what was asked in the examination.
4 - Our beliefs and values
At this level, we consider what we really believe about ourselves (our beliefs) and what matters most to us (our values).
A belief can be positive ("I am a great marathon runner) or negative (" I'm too bad, I'll never "). A
values is an important concept for us and guide us in our daily choices (eg, freedom, success, respect, love etc ...) Our friend Victor
perhaps a belief more or less aware that would be "I have always failed and always I will fail."
5 - Identity, what we are
At the highest level logic of the human being is "what we are." This level is very difficult to describe with words, but rather a level "which is defined within." This is the answer to the question "Who are you?". If Victor
sense within him as he is unworthy to pass this exam, you understand that subconsciously, he worked hard to miss. And this is not voluntary on his part ...
6 - trans-personal or spiritual
There is a sixth grade which represents the world around us, not in terms of environment "hardware" as the first stage, but the notion of "group" to which we belong (family, friends, company, club, religious, spiritual practice etc. etc.. ..)
consequence logic levels
Let the case of Victor and its review.
If we had Victor in front of us, we ask him to tell us in great detail what happened, what he thought, felt, seen and done during this review to understand the situation.
I will not go into details, why it is best to follow the comprehensive training the logical levels of NLP practitioner.
I simply add that to act on the logic levels can be very powerful.
Just imagine the effect on you of each of the following sentences:
"I failed because the room was too noisy"
"I failed because I am unable to draw a big" So
? Which is most effective?
The first sentence is a logic "1-Environment" at the bottom of the ladder.
The second sentence is the level "5-Identity" at the top. In
positive
We can also use the logic levels to enhance experience positive. Now feel the effect of the two following sentences:
"I succeeded because I was lucky (Level 1 - Environment)
" I succeeded because I'm good at it "(level 5 - Identity)
better the second? Is not it?
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Friday, November 12, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
How Much Does A Prolapsed Uterus Cost Dogs
- Friday evening I had to go to a concert and not too bad so I finally looked 17 again with Zac Efron and Matthew Perry and see his face cocaine steak was so depressed that I went to bed kind
23h - Saturday night I remember what I did but I woke up in the courtyard of my building (at least I got so far I was totally safe eh).
- Sunday is the Lord's day, so I work it.
But I found time to make the draw for my cat.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Pakistani Wedding Lenghas 2010
FAGUO to show they are environmentally responsible they put a coconut button on your shoe.
(thereby contributing to the disappearance of all the coconuts in the world.)
Oh it goes I kidding, there are plenty Franprix my coconuts.